Aside from bad manners, there's one thing that really irks me from back of beyond to annoyance avenue and that is TERRIBLE SPELLING!!!
I can laugh and bat my eyelashes when I hear some monstrosity of an excuse for an English phrase coming from a person from a non-English speaking country but from someone who talks, bath, hear, eat, sleep, fart, piss, shit and speak English on a daily basis, just what the FUCK is your excuse?!
What's the use of attending schools? What's the use of reading books? What's the use of those goddamn brain cells?!!!
I can understand typographical errors. Hell, I know the world's not a perfect place. But the appalling impertinence of creating some sort of quiz saying "How good at spelling are you?" and then luring pathetic insanely particular perfectionists such as I to waste my time on your so-called quiz expecting an egotistical praise of 100% for a score only to be brought crashing down by a merely 50% is just beyond my patience.
A measly 50%?! *panics* Woah...something's wrong. I know I spelled them all correctly. I was so ashamed people will see my score I hastily clicked on the "Re-take the test" link. And so I did. 50% still. *WTF?!!!* So I took the test again...and again...and again until I gave up and said to myself, "This is just stupid. I feel like an idiot already." So I scrolled down and saw the key answers the author provided.
*the Bold words are my answer and the Italicized words are the ones the author thought to be correct.
Correct spelling is:
Correct: facetious
faceeshusfacetius
Correct spelling is:
mutillated
Correct: mutilated
muitilated
Correct spelling is:
Correct:hypocrite
hypocrithippocrite
Correct spelling is:
Correct: emaciated
emaceeatedemmaciated
Correct spelling is:
Correct:antidisestablishmentarianism
antidisestablishmenterianism
antidisestablishmentarianizm
Incorrect spelling is:
Incorrect: definition
deffinition
Incorrect spelling is:
Incorrect: approximately
aproximaetly
Incorrect spelling is:
Incorrect: calibration
callibrashun (SERIOUSLY, WTF ...SHUN?!!!!)
Incorrect spelling is:
Incorrect: modules
modeules
Incorrect spelling is:
Incorrect: assistant
assisstant
The nerve to tell me to study up, skim through a dictionary and introduce myself to a certain dude called Mr Oxford....
Asswipe!
